1. 1 year ago  from dick-dastardly

   My dates end exactly the same as Morris Day’s.

   maaaaatthew:

   First of all, we have the same Drunk!Eyes/Drunk!Swagger.

   

   Then I show her the real me.

   

   To a warm reception.

   

   And then Prince comes out of the shadows on his bike…

   

   …and shoves me into a pile of garbage and steals the girl, leaving me to call him a “motherfucker” and a “long-haired faggot.”

   (Source: dick-dastardly)

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